A Dracula, a Cthulhu, and a Superman walked into a bar.

Then nothing happened for a while because they had to wait for lawyers from DC comics to approve Superman’s appearance in a joke despite what seemed like a situation for fair use due to parody because Superman insisted on keeping things “on the level.”

Thanks for nothing, Superman.

  • A Dracula: Hello, Mr. Giraffe! That's quite a neck you've got there!
  • Mr. Giraffe: Oh no, a Dracula!
  • A Dracula: Don't worry, Mr. Giraffe. Draculas only drink human blood!
  • Mr. Giraffe: Phew! That's a relief!
  • A Dracula: <laughs like a Dracula>
  • Mr. Giraffe: :D